Shop Mobile More Submit  Join Login

Who wins the award for best quote of the day? 

691 deviants said "Can you open this soda for me? It fell on the ground and you don't look like you're wearing your nice clothes today." -robinlstrauss
445 deviants said "I talked to this guy for 30 minutes. He was a total wack job. We're friends now." -crgriffith
350 deviants said "When I was 14, I used to think I was always being video taped. So I would say sassy catch phrases before I left the room." -LaurenKitsune
324 deviants said "Facebook isn't exclusive enough. Everyone has a face. We need to start ToothClub. Not everyone has teeth." -Puglife29
209 deviants said "Heidi, I broke the thing that was keeping me handsome." -pachunka
136 deviants said "You like happy music, but you have chronic bitch face. No offense." -LaurenKitsune
130 deviants said "I think a seedless watermelon has no integrity whatsoever." -makepictures
89 deviants said "Let's go! I'm looking at myself in the reflection of this window and I look too good to be cooped up in the office." -LaurenKitsune
80 deviants said "She was throwing herself a pity party. I was invited, but I didn't RSVP." -codenamepanther
54 deviants said "Four score and seven years ago… that's what you say before you knight someone." -mattdanna

Devious Comments

Derpy-Pikachu Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2014  Hobbyist
Soda one was funny. XD
circitboard Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I also am a socical person I know 25 letters of the alphabet I dont know Y
circitboard Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I chose None HAHAHA!!!!Super Sayan  IM OVER NINE THOUSAND
pharynroller400 Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2014  Student Artist
jill valentine in real life
Dannyman12 Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist

If you do another one of these, I'm gonna attempt one. .w.


"You know, gaming is like a box of chocolates. It's addicting and you always come back for more."

Shinxgod Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2013
that whack job was me! x3
Skye-42 Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2013  Student General Artist
I love the soda one and the crazy guy one. XDD
hui-li Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
facebook quote ftw
xArabianNights Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
These are hilarious :XD:
TimeHeroKaiser Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i like the first and the facebook one

i got one:

four years ago, i was a man of promise, but now i'm just a wortless pineapple
Add a Comment:

Poll History