515 deviants said "Can you open this soda for me? It fell on the ground and you don't look like you're wearing your nice clothes today." -$robinlstrauss 309 deviants said "I talked to this guy for 30 minutes. He was a total wack job. We're friends now." -`crgriffith 259 deviants said "When I was 14, I used to think I was always being video taped. So I would say sassy catch phrases before I left the room." -$LaurenKitsune 255 deviants said "Facebook isn't exclusive enough. Everyone has a face. We need to start ToothClub. Not everyone has teeth." -`Puglife29 155 deviants said "Heidi, I broke the thing that was keeping me handsome." -$pachunka 105 deviants said "I think a seedless watermelon has no integrity whatsoever." -$makepictures 98 deviants said "You like happy music, but you have chronic bitch face. No offense." -$LaurenKitsune 66 deviants said "Let's go! I'm looking at myself in the reflection of this window and I look too good to be cooped up in the office." -$LaurenKitsune 62 deviants said "She was throwing herself a pity party. I was invited, but I didn't RSVP." -$codenamepanther 32 deviants said "Four score and seven years ago… that's what you say before you knight someone." -`mattdanna