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Who wins the award for best quote of the day? 

28%
680 deviants said "Can you open this soda for me? It fell on the ground and you don't look like you're wearing your nice clothes today." -robinlstrauss
18%
438 deviants said "I talked to this guy for 30 minutes. He was a total wack job. We're friends now." -crgriffith
14%
344 deviants said "When I was 14, I used to think I was always being video taped. So I would say sassy catch phrases before I left the room." -LaurenKitsune
13%
318 deviants said "Facebook isn't exclusive enough. Everyone has a face. We need to start ToothClub. Not everyone has teeth." -Puglife29
8%
205 deviants said "Heidi, I broke the thing that was keeping me handsome." -pachunka
5%
135 deviants said "You like happy music, but you have chronic bitch face. No offense." -LaurenKitsune
5%
126 deviants said "I think a seedless watermelon has no integrity whatsoever." -makepictures
3%
85 deviants said "Let's go! I'm looking at myself in the reflection of this window and I look too good to be cooped up in the office." -LaurenKitsune
3%
78 deviants said "She was throwing herself a pity party. I was invited, but I didn't RSVP." -codenamepanther
2%
52 deviants said "Four score and seven years ago… that's what you say before you knight someone." -mattdanna

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:iconderpy-pikachu:
Derpy-Pikachu Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2014  New member Hobbyist
Soda one was funny. XD
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circitboard Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I also am a socical person I know 25 letters of the alphabet I dont know Y
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circitboard Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I chose None HAHAHA!!!!Super Sayan  IM OVER NINE THOUSAND
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pharynroller400 Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2014  Student Artist
jill valentine in real life
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Dannyman12 Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist

If you do another one of these, I'm gonna attempt one. .w.

 

"You know, gaming is like a box of chocolates. It's addicting and you always come back for more."

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Shinxgod Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2013
that whack job was me! x3
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Skye-42 Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2013  Student General Artist
I love the soda one and the crazy guy one. XDD
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:iconhui-li:
hui-li Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
facebook quote ftw
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xArabianNights Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
These are hilarious :XD:
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TimeHeroKaiser Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i like the first and the facebook one

i got one:

four years ago, i was a man of promise, but now i'm just a wortless pineapple
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