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Who wins the award for best quote of the day? 

27%
704 deviants said "Can you open this soda for me? It fell on the ground and you don't look like you're wearing your nice clothes today." -robinlstrauss
18%
453 deviants said "I talked to this guy for 30 minutes. He was a total wack job. We're friends now." -crgriffith
14%
361 deviants said "When I was 14, I used to think I was always being video taped. So I would say sassy catch phrases before I left the room." -LaurenKitsune
13%
337 deviants said "Facebook isn't exclusive enough. Everyone has a face. We need to start ToothClub. Not everyone has teeth." -Puglife29
8%
211 deviants said "Heidi, I broke the thing that was keeping me handsome." -pachunka
5%
141 deviants said "You like happy music, but you have chronic bitch face. No offense." -LaurenKitsune
5%
133 deviants said "I think a seedless watermelon has no integrity whatsoever." -makepictures
4%
92 deviants said "Let's go! I'm looking at myself in the reflection of this window and I look too good to be cooped up in the office." -LaurenKitsune
3%
84 deviants said "She was throwing herself a pity party. I was invited, but I didn't RSVP." -codenamepanther
2%
56 deviants said "Four score and seven years ago… that's what you say before you knight someone." -mattdanna

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:iconderpy-pikachu:
Derpy-Pikachu Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2014  Hobbyist
Soda one was funny. XD
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:iconcircitboard:
circitboard Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I also am a socical person I know 25 letters of the alphabet I dont know Y
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:iconcircitboard:
circitboard Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I chose None HAHAHA!!!!Super Sayan  IM OVER NINE THOUSAND
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:iconpharynroller400:
pharynroller400 Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2014  Student Artist
jill valentine in real life
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:icondannyman12:
Dannyman12 Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist

If you do another one of these, I'm gonna attempt one. .w.

 

"You know, gaming is like a box of chocolates. It's addicting and you always come back for more."

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:iconshinxgod:
Shinxgod Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2013
that whack job was me! x3
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:iconskye-42:
Skye-42 Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2013  Student General Artist
I love the soda one and the crazy guy one. XDD
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:iconhui-li:
hui-li Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
facebook quote ftw
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:iconxarabiannights:
xArabianNights Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
These are hilarious :XD:
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:icontimeherokaiser:
TimeHeroKaiser Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i like the first and the facebook one

i got one:

four years ago, i was a man of promise, but now i'm just a wortless pineapple
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:iconmrshorton99:
mrshorton99 Featured By Owner May 28, 2012  Student General Artist
Their all good but i like the facebook one the best!!!! lol!!
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:iconthomas-andrews-fan:
Thomas-Andrews-fan Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
"Can you open this soda for me? It fell on the ground and you don't look like you're wearing your nice clothes today."
I cracked up at that. Made my day :)
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:iconpriteeboy:
priteeboy Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
"When I was 14, I used to think I was always being video taped. So I would say sassy catch phrases before I left the room."

Hahaha! There was a few times I thought my life was some sort of Truman Show and said or did funny things in case someone was watching :paranoid:
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:iconvecch3:
vecch3 Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2011
Just because your conscience is clear doesn't mean your innocent
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:iconzak05:
Zak05 Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
All of them are pretty brilliant:)
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:iconskool4psychs:
Skool4Psychs Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2011  Student General Artist
all of them are clever haha

It's hard to pick one whenever I love all the choices XD
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:iconhappygoku:
HappyGoku Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2011  Student General Artist
LOL I had to pick the 4th one closest to winning right now! LOL
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:iconmeganrox1645:
meganrox1645 Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Hahaha. lol. The: 'I used to think I was being video taped' one was the only one in which I actually laughed out loud for so I went with that:D
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:iconcodenamepanther:
codenamepanther Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2011
Ben FTW!
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:iconanimexyaoixlife:
AnimexYaoixLife Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
"I talked to this guy for 30 minutes. He was a total wack job. We're friends now." -`crgriffith

Thats funny cause this actually happened to me :nod:
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:iconlolly:
lolly Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2011
Josh wins for sure lol
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:iconjohnpaulthornton:
johnpaulthornton Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2011
All of them are pretty brilliant.
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:iconsatania:
SaTaNiA Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LK and Simon are always my fav QOTD :giggle:
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:iconbeingofnature:
BeingOfNature Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
teh last one is TTALLY meh!
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:iconphoenixleo:
phoenixleo Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2011
:rofl:
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:iconeye-of-the-rooster:
Eye-Of-The-Rooster Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I left my keys in my clean underwear again CRAP!
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:iconanoya:
Anoya Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2011   Photographer
All of them made me at least giggle, but this one made me laugh the loudest:

"She was throwing herself a pity party. I was invited, but I didn't RSVP." :lol:
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:iconlost-angle:
lost-angle Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I can't help but notice that $laurenkitsune is quoted 3 times... I also can't help but wonder if this says something about her...

:shifty:
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:iconlaurenkitsune:
LaurenKitsune Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2011  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Like what?
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:iconlost-angle:
lost-angle Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
that you may be a bit more out in left field than most of the rest of the people at HQ, or at least more vocal about it... but I could be totally wrong, I've only met one person from HQ and I don't see him quoted at all =P
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:iconeye-of-the-rooster:
Eye-Of-The-Rooster Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
AGREED
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:iconrotodisk:
RotoDisk Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2011   Digital Artist
Oh gosh, $Puglife29's quote had me giggling so loud! Such a hard choice, though, because they were all so hilarious! :lmao:
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:iconalexbuechel:
AlexBuechel Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2011  Professional Traditional Artist
HA !!!!! OK< sorry i have to say that the only one that made me really laugh was the sassy phrases one.. but it was a close one with Facebook. !!! LOL !
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SCT-GRAPHICS Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2011
These are so funny! It was hard to pick one, but i went with "Can you open this soda for me? It fell on the ground and you don't look like you're wearing your nice clothes today."
I've had similar things said to me before! :giggle:
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:icontursiops33:
tursiops33 Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
I broke the thing that made me handsome! That's definitely my favorite!
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:iconlrphotography775:
LRPhotography775 Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2011  Professional Photographer
It took me 10 minutes of reading and re-reading
to finally choose one. :D
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:iconnamenotrequired:
namenotrequired Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2011  Student Interface Designer
:D made me smile.
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:iconthecommonchaos:
thecommonchaos Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2011  Student Digital Artist
funny jokes
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:iconinsanity-installed:
Insanity-Installed Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It was hard to choose between the quotes from $laurenkitsune or :devcrgriffith.
I chose the most awesome of course.
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WDWParksGal-Stock Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh.... my.... gosh.... I am laughing out loud! I had to pick the Facebook quote... I loathe Facebook.... but all the quotes are hilarious!
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:iconchris:
chris Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2011
Was `crgriffith's quote about $pachunka?
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:iconheidi:
Heidi Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2011
Hah. Good guess, but no.

~Heidi
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:iconeon-krate32:
eon-krate32 Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
"You like happy music, but you have chronic bitch face. No offense." <-- Made me lol big time. :lol:
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:icontimmehmonster:
TimmehMonster Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2011  Student General Artist
HA! These made me laugh :lmao:
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:iconheidi:
Heidi Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2011
Well then, mission accomplished!

Thank you.

~Heidi
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:icontimmehmonster:
TimmehMonster Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2011  Student General Artist
:love:
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