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Who wins the award for best quote of the day? 

625 deviants said "Can you open this soda for me? It fell on the ground and you don't look like you're wearing your nice clothes today." -robinlstrauss
408 deviants said "I talked to this guy for 30 minutes. He was a total wack job. We're friends now." -crgriffith
320 deviants said "When I was 14, I used to think I was always being video taped. So I would say sassy catch phrases before I left the room." -LaurenKitsune
301 deviants said "Facebook isn't exclusive enough. Everyone has a face. We need to start ToothClub. Not everyone has teeth." -Puglife29
195 deviants said "Heidi, I broke the thing that was keeping me handsome." -pachunka
127 deviants said "You like happy music, but you have chronic bitch face. No offense." -LaurenKitsune
120 deviants said "I think a seedless watermelon has no integrity whatsoever." -makepictures
83 deviants said "Let's go! I'm looking at myself in the reflection of this window and I look too good to be cooped up in the office." -LaurenKitsune
76 deviants said "She was throwing herself a pity party. I was invited, but I didn't RSVP." -codenamepanther
47 deviants said "Four score and seven years ago… that's what you say before you knight someone." -mattdanna

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circitboard Apr 10, 2014  New member
I also am a socical person I know 25 letters of the alphabet I dont know Y
circitboard Apr 10, 2014  New member
I chose None HAHAHA!!!!Super Sayan  IM OVER NINE THOUSAND
pharynroller400 Apr 8, 2014  Student Artist
jill valentine in real life
Dannyman12 Feb 6, 2014  Hobbyist Writer

If you do another one of these, I'm gonna attempt one. .w.


"You know, gaming is like a box of chocolates. It's addicting and you always come back for more."

that whack job was me! x3
Skye-42 Nov 14, 2013  Student General Artist
I love the soda one and the crazy guy one. XDD
hui-li Jul 15, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
facebook quote ftw
xArabianNights Jul 13, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
These are hilarious :XD:
TimeHeroKaiser Jun 8, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i like the first and the facebook one

i got one:

four years ago, i was a man of promise, but now i'm just a wortless pineapple
mrshorton99 May 28, 2012  Student General Artist
Their all good but i like the facebook one the best!!!! lol!!
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