To Accrue or Not to Accrue

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Dennis: How was your day?

Heidi: I used the word accrue four times.

D: I don't know if that means if your day was good or bad.

H: Well, two times I was referring to something good and two times I was referring to something bad.

D: So your day was average, so-so, fine.

H: Sure, I guess.

D: You could have just said that.  Instead this conversation has been accruing words left and right

H: That wasn't funny ... but I know something that is.

D: What's that?

H: I think you should join the military.

D: Why?

H: So you can get accrue cut.

D: Terrible.

H: You're laughing on the inside.  I know it.

~Heidi

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