Free Advice by Heidi...
People of the Interwebs,
'Free Advice by Heidi' is now open for business. For a limited time only, $Heidi
will be dispensing free advice to all who ask. We're talking first class, top of the line, grade 'A' advice -- for the low, low price of free!Have you ever wondered...
How to tell your friend he smells?
What's the best way to start dArama?
How to become more of a hipster?
What to buy your valentine?
Who used the last of the toilet paper?
What TV shows you should be watching?
is qualified to answer these questions and so many more
However, should you pose a question that requires expertise beyond $Heidi
's knowledgebase, she will consult her esteemed colleagues `margotdent
for even more insight and wisdom.
Get to it. Ask, ask, ask away!
~Heidi 'Free Advice by Heidi' is just for shiggles (shits and giggles). In many instances, you should probably not do what $Heidi suggests. In fact, you should probably do the opposite (unless it's really good advice -- which it probably is). Blah, blah, blah... blah, blah. Use your head before testing any advice given.