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Free Advice by Heidi: get your questions answered!

Journal Entry: Fri Jan 22, 2010, 10:59 PM
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People of the Interwebs,

'Free Advice by Heidi' is now open for business.  For a limited time only, $Heidi will be dispensing free advice to all who ask.  We're talking first class, top of the line, grade 'A' advice -- for the low, low price of free!

Have you ever wondered...

:bulletblue:  How to tell your friend he smells?
:bulletblue:  What's the best way to start dArama?
:bulletblue:  How to become more of a hipster?
:bulletblue:  What to buy your valentine?  
:bulletblue:  Who used the last of the toilet paper?
:bulletblue:  What TV shows you should be watching?

$Heidi is qualified to answer these questions and so many more!  

However, should you pose a question that requires expertise beyond $Heidi's knowledgebase, she will consult her esteemed colleagues `margotdent and $LaurenKitsune for even more insight and wisdom.

Get to it.  Ask, ask, ask away!

~Heidi  :wizardhat:


'Free Advice by Heidi' is just for shiggles (shits and giggles).  In many instances, you should probably not do what $Heidi suggests.  In fact, you should probably do the opposite (unless it's really good advice -- which it probably is).  Blah, blah, blah... blah, blah.  Use your head before testing any advice given.  


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:iconrboyz:
I can't draw on a paper without rotating it. Sometimes I rotate the paper to draw a line. Is is alright? it seems has negative effect because I can't rotate a tablet to do the same thing.. :/
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:iconrboyz:
how to permanently (or for a long time) disable laziness? by practicing math? helping mum?

tell me please!
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:iconnano-key:
How can I start moar drama?
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:iconsavellla:
~Savellla Feb 13, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Why can't I lick my elbow?
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:iconmasterkoschei:
~MasterKoschei Feb 12, 2010  Professional General Artist
OH! I have a question!

My OC caused dArama and now he won't stop singing the llama song to gloat about it. I tried locking him in the closet, but now he has glued the stereo knobs to full volume and cemented the plug into the socket; Now unless I have the electricity turned off - which isn't a great idea since that particular closet was where we stored batteries, radios, and emo mix cds - I can't get him to turn the sound off! He's even threatening to post a journal about me!

What's a girl to do?
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:iconaussiegal7:
Who said you could use my name? :-)
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:iconlightsguardians:
~LightsGuardians Feb 4, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Heidi, what is the best way to tell someone that they might have multiple personality disorder? :3
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:iconlotsofmoxy:
~lotsofmoxy Jan 30, 2010  Student Traditional Artist
Heidi- I voted Razzleberry in the poll. Although I don't even know what Razzleberry looks like, it is now my favorite color, next to lime green, because of you.
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:iconquandry247:
~quandry247 Jan 27, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
As an earnest seeker of free advise I have to inquire from whence thou aquired thy qualification for the knowledge of -and I quote; "Who used the last of the toilet paper."

Lets face it, it's not an accusation you want to get wrong.

Thanks fer the stickers by the way - I actually liked your sweet little note best - but the baby ate it. :(
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:iconmychemicaldeviant:
Dear $Heidi,
How do I write my Biology essay? Fighta fire-brethingg giant squid? Kidnap Darken Rahl? Find time to watch Fringe and Seeker and still finish high school? Control a horde of zombie monkeys? And how do I learn to Dayunce!!!
Please help me $Heidi. I'm so confused.
Signed,
Nushi-ke
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