Free Advice by Heidi...
People of the Interwebs,
'Free Advice by Heidi' is now open for business. For a limited time only, $
Heidi will be dispensing free advice to all who ask. We're talking first class, top of the line, grade 'A' advice -- for the low, low price of free!
Have you ever wondered...
How to tell your friend he smells?

What's the best way to start dArama?

How to become more of a hipster?

What to buy your valentine?

Who used the last of the toilet paper?

What TV shows you should be watching?
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Heidi is qualified to answer these questions and
so many more!
However, should you pose a question that requires expertise beyond $
Heidi's knowledgebase, she will consult her esteemed colleagues `
margotdent and $
LaurenKitsune for even more insight and wisdom.
Get to it. Ask, ask, ask away!
~Heidi
'Free Advice by Heidi' is just for shiggles (shits and giggles). In many instances, you should probably not do what $Heidi suggests. In fact, you should probably do the opposite (unless it's really good advice -- which it probably is). Blah, blah, blah... blah, blah. Use your head before testing any advice given.
tell me please!
My OC caused dArama and now he won't stop singing the llama song to gloat about it. I tried locking him in the closet, but now he has glued the stereo knobs to full volume and cemented the plug into the socket; Now unless I have the electricity turned off - which isn't a great idea since that particular closet was where we stored batteries, radios, and emo mix cds - I can't get him to turn the sound off! He's even threatening to post a journal about me!
What's a girl to do?
Lets face it, it's not an accusation you want to get wrong.
Thanks fer the stickers by the way - I actually liked your sweet little note best - but the baby ate it.
How do I write my Biology essay? Fighta fire-brethingg giant squid? Kidnap Darken Rahl? Find time to watch Fringe and Seeker and still finish high school? Control a horde of zombie monkeys? And how do I learn to Dayunce!!!
Please help me $Heidi. I'm so confused.
Signed,
Nushi-ke