CHAT LOGS! ...

$liquisoft (Ryan): I've got to mind dump this products page stuff real quick
Heidi: If we were Vulcan we could mind meld and there would be no typing required.
Ryan: Mind melds take so long to prepare, though
Ryan: They always have to light all those candles and wear fancy robes
Ryan: By that time I'd forget everything
Heidi: If we were Betazoid we could just read each other's minds.

$Waveswinger (Marit): depeche mode have no redeeming qualities
Marit: just sayin...
$trowlandson (Tom): john mayer is a huge d-bag. just sayin.....
Marit: not true..
Tom: it's true... he's an okay guy.
Tom: but I can still call him a d-bag cause he sorta is
Marit: k fine.
Heidi: Just Can't Get Enough
Heidi: Redeeming.
Heidi: Enjoy the Silence
Heidi: Personal Jesus
Heidi: Shall I continue?
Marit: no no no

Heidi: I think I mentioned, I'm obsessed with this fantastically awful Australian show. Well, they just added a new character named Stevie and she is a girl. The end.
$meanbones (Stevie): Awesome. Now I will have to start watching it
::: a couple weeks later :::
Heidi: The character Stevie in my show ends up marrying an Alex. Keep that in mind. It'll probably help you out in life.
Stevie: I'll make a note of that
Heidi: Excellent.
Stevie: What does Alex do?
Heidi: He's a farmer. But his Dad is loaded.
Stevie: sweet!
Stevie: Is his dad about to die anytime soon?
Heidi: He did recently have a heart attack.
Stevie: $$$
Heidi: [link] and [link] (on the right)
Stevie: srs abz bsnss

STAMPS! ...