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$Heidi:iconHeidi:

is a master of sarcasm  

Are you excited for the new season of Lost?

44%
28 deviants said No. Lamesauce.
37%
23 deviants said The correct answer is 4 8 15 16 23 42.
19%
12 deviants said OMGzz! Yes!!1!

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Sun Feb 3, 2008, 11:19 PM
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Thu Jan 24, 2008, 7:23 PM
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Sun Jan 20, 2008, 11:07 PM
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HEYYY!!!!
Thu Nov 8, 2007, 6:27 AM
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Thu Aug 9, 2007, 6:03 PM
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Tue Aug 7, 2007, 10:24 AM
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kool koool kool =P
Tue Aug 7, 2007, 1:55 AM
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hello!~
Thu Jul 26, 2007, 10:50 AM
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hello!!! :D
Thu Jul 26, 2007, 8:01 AM
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i can;t understand it
Thu Jul 26, 2007, 5:27 AM

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So I herd you liek my new journal?

Journal Entry: Sat Apr 5, 2008, 1:16 PM
  • Mood: Content
  • Listening to: Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up
  • Watching: Dodgers vs. Padres
  • Eating: Toast
  • Drinking: Raspberry Ice

:star: CHAT LOGS! ... :star:



$liquisoft (Ryan): I've got to mind dump this products page stuff real quick
Heidi: If we were Vulcan we could mind meld and there would be no typing required.
Ryan: Mind melds take so long to prepare, though
Ryan: They always have to light all those candles and wear fancy robes
Ryan: By that time I'd forget everything
Heidi: If we were Betazoid we could just read each other's minds.

$Waveswinger (Marit): depeche mode have no redeeming qualities
Marit: just sayin...
$trowlandson (Tom): john mayer is a huge d-bag. just sayin.....
Marit: not true..
Tom: it's true... he's an okay guy.
Tom: but I can still call him a d-bag cause he sorta is
Marit: k fine.
Heidi: Just Can't Get Enough
Heidi: Redeeming.
Heidi: Enjoy the Silence
Heidi: Personal Jesus
Heidi: Shall I continue?
Marit: no no no

Heidi: I think I mentioned, I'm obsessed with this fantastically awful Australian show. Well, they just added a new character named Stevie and she is a girl. The end.
$meanbones (Stevie): Awesome. Now I will have to start watching it
::: a couple weeks later :::
Heidi: The character Stevie in my show ends up marrying an Alex. Keep that in mind. It'll probably help you out in life.
Stevie: I'll make a note of that
Heidi: Excellent.
Stevie: What does Alex do?
Heidi: He's a farmer. But his Dad is loaded.
Stevie: sweet!
Stevie: Is his dad about to die anytime soon?
Heidi: He did recently have a heart attack.
Stevie: $$$
Heidi: [link] and [link] (on the right)
Stevie: srs abz bsnss

:star: STAMPS! ... :star:








Gone Hollywood: Celebity Sightings

Journal Entry: Mon Feb 25, 2008, 8:57 PM
  • Mood: Big Grin
  • Listening to: Bitter:Sweet - The Bomb
  • Reading: Wired
  • Playing: Mini-putt
  • Drinking: Water


:star: EYE SPY ... :star:



Living and working around Hollywood (aka The Entertainment Capital of the World) your chances of spotting a celebrity automatically increase. $lolly is constantly bragging about his celebrity sightings, so I figured it was time for team Retail to share our finds.

The first two sightings below have been reported in Hollywood-speak. I don't normally talk like that. I don't think. :roll:

"It was a double dose of celebrity fun at 25 Degrees this afternoon. Shortly after being seated in the far back booth for lunch, $Waveswinger, $trowlandson, and I spotted Kathleen Robertson of 90210 fame. Looking pretty and casually dressed, she ate with an older couple. Service for our meal was a little on the slow side (per usual), until it came time to pay the check and have our plates cleared. It was then we were informed that Heidi Klum needed a table -- our table. We barely had a chance get up and walk away before Heidi and her entourage took over. She was shorter than I imagined; let's say 5'8"."

"On Friday, while lunching at the Roosevelt's pool my friends and I saw a trio of female celebs from The Office. Angela Kinsey (Angela), Kate Flannery (Meredith), and Melora Hardin (Jan) were dressed casually, big smiles, and having a good time. They hung around the pool for about ten minutes before being whisked inside by an assistant-type. If I had to guess, I think there was some kind of promotional product giveaway going on, as I also spotted a couple of other barely recognizable actors carrying oversized branded shopping bags."

Spotted by $trowlandson: Slash (Guns N' Roses), Danny DeVito, Laurence Fishburne, Tom Morello (Rage Against the Machine), Danny Bonaduce, Brittany Snow

Spotted by $Waveswinger: Eric Balfour, Dominic Monaghan, Randy Jackson, Zooey Deschanel, Elizabeth Berkley

Spotted by +gorillalure: Sally Struthers, Sally Struthers, and MOAR Sally Struthers!

I hope no one is thinking, "Heidi, you've gone Hollywood. Why report such nonsense?" Well, you're right. It is nonsense, but it's fun to share. And besides, I'm still a nerd. Telling your friends you saw Heidi Klum is cool, but there are very few celebrities I'd truly geek out over seeing.

People I would be excited to see ... Lauren Graham (Gilmore Girls), Sandra Bullock (have always liked her), Christina Applegate (Samantha Who?), Mark Cuban (Mavericks owner/technology guru), Fran Drescher (The Nanny), Angela Lansbury (classic actress), anyone from the Star Trek, Stargate, X-Files, and Firefly TV shows, Warren Buffet (investor/businessman), Larry Page and Sergey Brin (Google founders), Meg Whitman (eBay CEO), Carlos Quentin (baseball player), and let's add Oprah for good measure. Honestly and truly, I would much rather spot any of those people than Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, or George Clooney.

~Heidi



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$trowlandson: You totally need to dye your hair again, the roots are show 'this' much.

$Waveswinger: I know.

$Heidi: :lmao:

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Joining the Bandwagon

Journal Entry: Thu Feb 21, 2008, 1:06 AM
  • Mood: Bewildered
  • Listening to: Alison Krauss & Robert Plant - Gone Gone Gone
  • Reading: Forbes
  • Watching: The Tonight Show with Jay Leno


:star: Bandwagoning! :star:



Borrowed from $meanbones's journal ...

Rules:
1. Answer the questions below
2. Type each answer into deviantART's search box
3. Choose a deviation from the first page of results
4. No copying from the person who answered before you

1. The age you will be on your next birthday: one million


2. A place you'd like to travel: Alaska


3. Your favorite place: my imagination


4. Your favorite object: blankie, pillow, and bunny
"No results for blankie pillow and bunny" :cry:

5. Favorite food: sushi


6. Favorite animal: dog


7. Favorite color: blue, green, pink


8. The town/state where you live: Southern California


9. Name of past pet: Jaws (goldfish)


10. Your nickname/screenname: Hideaway


11. A dream come true: homerun ball


12. Middle name: A.


13. Bad habit of yours: night owl


14. Favorite smell: no smog


15. Your first job: DMusic


16. Favorite movie: Dirty Dancing


17. What's the weather like: rainy


18. Favorite sport: all sports


19. Favorite music/style/band: eclectic


20. What are you doing right now: preparing for bed


~Heidi



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$SGonzalez Mo money, mo money, mo money!

+gorillalure: Mo money, mo problems.

$Moonbeam13: No shooting.

STAMPS!










My Carbon Monoxide Buddy: starvingartist

Journal Entry: Wed Feb 13, 2008, 1:40 AM
  • Mood: Relief
  • Listening to: Rick Astley - Never Going to Give You Up
  • Reading: The Secret by Rhonda Byrne
  • Watching: The Late Show with David Letterman
  • Eating: Veggie Chips
  • Drinking: Water


:star: BUDDIES ARE IMPORTANT! :star:



¢starvingartist (Stan) and I are carbon monoxide buddies. No, we don't have a weird obsession with the odorless, colorless, and tasteless gas ... we simply inform each other when carbon monoxide events occur in our lives.

For example, August 2007 ...

Stan: hmm... my carbon monoxide detector went off twice now... gonna go for a walk, just in case

Heidi: Oh Snape!

Heidi: Open some windows.

Stan: yeah, I opened everything =)

Perhaps you're thinking, "Why do you have a carbon monoxide buddy anyway?" I think the better question is, "Why don't you have a carbon monoxide buddy? Eh? Eh? Couldn't find anyone?!" I kid, I kid.

Getting back to srs bsns, carbon monoxide buddies are important so that you can share events from nights like tonight. Even though Stan wasn't around to see my Skype messages, I know he was with me in spirit (just like an odorless, colorless, and tasteless gas).

[8:44:52 PM] Heidi says: Carbon monoxide detector went off.

[8:47:04 PM] Heidi says: We're not even using the heater.

[9:10:32 PM] Heidi says: Sweet. Another one went off.

[9:20:44 PM] Heidi says: Tonight's events will be turned into a journal.

[10:49:44 PM] Heidi says: This night just keeps getting better/worse.

[11:36:31 PM] Heidi says: The gas man visited twice tonight. Once from my original call and then again because he didn't feel comfortable with the findings after his first visit. As he left the second time he said, "You should be okay."

[11:37:11 PM] Heidi says: It wasn't like, "You SHOULD be okay!" Hurrah. Good times. All fixed. It was, "You should be okay." I hope. Or I'm fired. And you're dead.

Remember ... you can't smell it, see it, or taste it, but it could be there now!

~Heidi

:star: GOOD TIMES! :star:







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"People will believe even when it makes no sense because if they have to give up their beliefs they lose their sense of purpose."
- Professor Lane




Sites of teh Internetz

Journal Entry: Tue Feb 12, 2008, 1:56 AM
  • Mood: Optimism
  • Listening to: Michael Sambello - Maniac
  • Reading: The Secret by Rhonda Byrne
  • Watching: Terminator: The Sarah Conor Chronicles


:star: Sites on teh Internetz! :star:



The following is a list of sites that I visit on a very regular basis. Not a complete list, but you'll get an idea of what my tastes are for the categories below.

Let me know what you think. Ever visit any of these? Have suggestions? I'm listening.

Word. Thanks!

~Heidi

News



- Yahoo! News
- Google News
- CNN.com
- FoxNews.com
- Fark.com

Deals



- Woot.com
- FatWallet.com
- SlickDeals.net
- TechBargains.com
- GotApex.com

Finance



- Yahoo! Finance
- Morningstar.com
- CNBC.com
- MyMoneyBlog.com
- Bank Deals
- Credit Union Deals

Entertainment



- IMDb.com
- TV Guide News
- E! Online
- Defamer.com
- Tcritic.com

Sports



- Yahoo! Sports
- Dodgers.com
- Clippers.com
- Blog Maverick

Favorites



- GilmoreGirls.org
- SamanthaWho.org
- Geocaching.com

:star: SRS BSNS! :star:







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QUOTE OF THE JOURNAL!



$Heidi: Say something funny. I need a quote for my new journal.

¢eStunt: You think I can just think of funny on the fly? Wait. Does that work?