While waiting to see the latest Harry Potter movie, I may have 'borrowed' $codenamepanther
's phone to jot down this little ditty that popped into my head. I then proceeded to send the above prose to roughly six or so random people via text message. Needless to say, my message and the responses it generated resulted in much laughter.
In the event you weren't one of the six people who received a message from 'me'... well, then, I totally wrote this for you
. Yes, you!